Max Mosley UN Secretary-General nomination

The leader of the FIA is bending over to accommodate motorists. He has nothing to hide but for one dark secret. Note the lady beating Mosley to the checkered flag.

Key facts about the perpetual President of the Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile (FIA), a non-profit association that represents the interests of motoring organisations and car users worldwide*:

- Father Oswald was the leader of British fascists in the 30s and 40s;

- His mum & dad had a rather special wedding with Adolf Hitler as a guest of honour, at the home of Nazi propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels in Berlin;

- After WWII Mosley was seriously involved with his father's post-war party, the Union Movement [do NOT confuse with his father's earlier party, British Union of Fascists]

- His sexual life is a little bit eccentric. That is he was caught on video performing sadomasochistic acts with 5 prostitutes dressed in Nazi or prisoner uniforms and speaking German. His wife wasn't pleased. Go figure... Can't a man indulge in a little "eccentricity"?

- Motoring organizations in the United States, Germany, Holland, Austria, Israel, Canada and New Zealand spoke out against Mosley. Prudes!!! The Islamic nations of UAE and Jordan, on the other hand, stand behind Max. That is the best place to stand, if I may say so.

I hereby nominate Mr Mosley for the position of the Secretary-General of the United Nations. Cannot think of a more deserving candidate as both Jimmy Carter and Khaled Mashaal seem to be otherwise engaged at this moment and Dr Goebbels himself is no longer around.

Please voice your support for this nomination in the comments section for this post as well as in formal letters addressed to the United Nations.

*Includes you if you drive a car.